Pick a hill.
Pay to die on it.

No one wants to bring home anything from your wedding

Movies need to stop casting the same 20 actors

Wikipedia is one of the best things on the internet and teachers ruined its reputation

Cars are way too fast, and accepting the risk is collective insanity

"They don't get paid enough to care" is a rotten mindset

Architects need to stop combining the kitchen with the living room

People dramatically underestimate the opportunity cost of maintaining friendships

Meat should be expensive

Most old literature is a slog, even the famous ones

Fruit should not be mixed with chocolate or cream

Gatekeeping is valid and the mainstream ruins subcultures

Modern gaming is losing its charm because of "quality of life" features

Thrifting was ruined by the hunt for cheap, not by too many people

Seinfeld was mediocre at best

3D printers are just a fancy way to make more plastic junk

Paternity tests should be standard procedure, opt-out instead of opt-in

Adopting "authentic" pronunciations of foreign words mid-sentence is insufferable

Floor-to-ceiling windows in high rises are awful

"Don't shit where you eat" is some of the worst dating advice

Open plan offices don't encourage collaboration, just passive aggression

People care too much about having a "dream job"

Spending money on experiences isn't superior to spending it on stuff

Vacations are a waste of money and time

Having rich friends isn't a good thing

Stop calling rich people successful

A relationship based on convenience is better than the true-love ideal

Living with your parents as an adult shouldn't be stigmatized

Saying "I don't like kids" is an acceptable phrase

It's immoral to have children, even if you'd be a great parent

Anyone who eats meat should have to kill an animal once

Pineapple belongs on pizza

Listening to an audiobook is not reading

Sweet treats are superior to savory food

Public speakerphone calls make you the villain

Traveling makes you broke, not interesting

Everyone should give up meat entirely

Yoga studios are just overpriced nap rooms with spiritual branding

Documenting your life online proves you are not living it

Owning a pet while working 50+ hour weeks is cruelty

True crime fandom romanticizes real violence

Most gym memberships are wasted money when running is free

Expensive skincare is mostly a placebo you pay for

Gratitude practices train you to accept less than you deserve

Morning routines are productivity theater for people avoiding real work

Socks with sandals is the smart choice

Green juice is just overpriced blended vegetables

Minimalism is privilege cosplaying as enlightenment

Mindfulness culture is dissociation rebranded as enlightenment

More possessions make you less happy, not more

Needing your phone off silent means you are addicted

Pajamas are perfectly fine grocery store attire

Fiction matters more to being human than any nonfiction knowledge

Deep ocean exploration is worth the deadly risk

Money buys happiness

Splitting the bill evenly disrespects people who ordered less

Expensive weddings are financial self-sabotage dressed up as romance

Financial independence is the only freedom that actually matters

The higher earner should pay proportionally more

Landlords are scalpers who deserve zero sympathy

No one should earn more than 10 million dollars a year

People should keep every dollar they earn

Charging interest on loans is theft disguised as finance

Financial advisors are overpriced middlemen you can replace yourself

Carrying a credit card balance is never worth it

Tipping on takeaway orders makes no sense

Inheritance should be illegal so everyone starts from zero

Renting is throwing your money away

Your salary is societys verdict on your worth

The stock market is gambling with better PR

Subscriptions trapped us into renting what we used to own

Parents who did not save do not deserve a bailout

It takes at least $10 million to feel rich

Organic food is marketing hype, not better food

New cars are the fastest socially celebrated way to destroy wealth

Private school is worth it if you can afford it

Low wage factories in poor countries are still a net good

Direct cash transfers beat every other form of philanthropy

Chasing your parents' lifestyle is a trap you cannot afford

Buying coffee out daily is a reasonable expense

Needing three income streams to pay rent is exploitation

Airport bottled water is the only justified price gouging

Being rich is inherently immoral while others starve

The existence of evil disproves a benevolent god

Humans were created not evolved

Revenge can be morally justified

Having kids for meaning turns them into emotional life support

Nothing matters more than romantic love

Talent is born, not made

Doctors should break confidentiality to prevent harm

People are fully responsible for their own actions

Intentions matter more than outcomes in morality

Freedom should only be limited to prevent harm to others

Rational self-interest built civilization, not empathy

Children belong to themselves, not their parents

Privacy and safety cannot coexist

Ethical veganism and being pro-choice are fully consistent

Individualism benefits society more than collectivism does

Emotional affairs hurt more than physical ones

Marriage should come before children

Strict parenting produces more successful adults than permissive parenting

A work spouse is emotional cheating

Living together before marriage is non-negotiable

Splitting the bill on dates should always be mandatory

Looks matter more than personality

You are morally obligated to leave once love fades

Lifelong monogamy is the only legitimate relationship model

Infidelity is an automatic dealbreaker, no exceptions

Wanting kids is a legitimate dealbreaker in relationships

Staying friends with an ex is almost always a mistake

Refusing a prenup is emotionally immature, not romantic

The person who cares less holds all the power

Money problems end more marriages than cheating does

Always tell someone if their partner is cheating

A relationship without physical attraction is doomed to fail

Work friends are not real friends

Men and women can be just friends

Parenthood is way more romanticized than it deserves

True love always fades with time

Successful relationships demand complete honesty, no exceptions

A good relationship beats a good career every time

Small talk holds society together, not deep conversation

Your friends hating your partner is a dealbreaker

Staying together for the kids teaches that love is obligation

Marriage is an outdated institution

Men should always make the first move

Being bothered by a higher-earning partner is a red flag

Refusing to get a pet is a valid dealbreaker

Love at first sight is real, not lust

Every friendship is transactional at its core

Soulmates are a destructive romantic myth

Daily good morning texts beat any grand romantic gesture

Opposites attract is a myth

Unconditional love is a myth that traps people in toxic relationships

A chaotic partner beats boring stability

There is no right time to have a baby

Waiting for marriage is outdated advice

Religion causes more harm than good in the world

Society owes everyone a home no matter their choices

Ban social media for anyone under 16

Social media has done more good than harm

Animals deserve the same basic rights as humans

No subject is too sacred for a joke

Animal testing for human products is morally indefensible

Borders should not limit human movement

Vaccination should be mandatory for everyone who can safely get it

Wealth inequality is the system working exactly as designed

Tipping culture is corporations outsourcing employee wages to customers

Self-checkout is unpaid labor for corporations

Abolish most laws instead of creating new ones

Privacy is dead and we are happier for it

Suburbs are designed to trap you in a car

Hierarchies are essential for any functioning society

Plastic packaging must be banned immediately

Every revolution just replaces one elite with another

Charity is rich people buying absolution for their exploitation

Social media platforms should be legally liable for harming minors

Victimless crimes should not be crimes

Colonizing other planets is a dangerous distraction from fixing Earth

Unconditional housing beats every current homelessness system

Prisons as they exist today are fundamentally unethical

Social media should never censor legal speech

The food system discriminates against the poor

Meritocracy is a lie that makes inequality feel earned

Designer babies are inevitable and no ethics committee will stop it

AI will make humans obsolete within our lifetime

Mandatory team-building activities are workplace torture

Unlimited paid time off policies are a scam that cuts vacation time

Calling employees family is corporate manipulation

Staying at one company your whole career proves loyalty, not stagnation

Refusing to discuss your salary helps companies underpay everyone

Unpaid internships are exploitation dressed as opportunity

Side hustles are just low wages disguised as ambition

Banning remote work is proof of bad management

Passion for the mission is just cover for exploitation

Startup equity is a lottery ticket masking poverty wages

Commute time should count as paid work hours

Any job doable remotely can be done overseas for less

Pay should rise with inflation automatically, no negotiation required

Degree requirements for entry-level jobs are classist gatekeeping

Overtime culture is poor management, not dedication

A resume should never exceed one page

Results define your worth at work, not hours logged

Remote work killed mentorship and junior employees pay the price

Wanting work-life balance admits your job is meaningless

Most meetings are just status updates that should be emails

Productivity culture is a scam that manufactures more work

Office dress codes are class gatekeeping disguised as professionalism

Success is 90 percent circumstance, hard work is a myth

A mental health day beats pushing through burnout

Taking your full lunch break makes you more productive, not less committed

Burnout is the system working exactly as intended

LinkedIn ruined networking by turning it into personal branding