No one wants to bring home anything from your wedding
The favor table is a guilt trip with candles.
This hill is unclaimed. Nobody is willing to die on it. Yet. First blood pending.
- Pay, and you hold it.
- Anyone can dethrone you for more.
- Every claim stays on the record.
No claims on the record.
The other side
Favor tables started as a way to send guests home fed and thanked after a long day of travel and open bar. That logic still holds. A bag of donuts at midnight gets eaten in the cab. The magnet with a date on it ends up on a fridge for years. Guests keep the useful things and the things that prove they were there.
Tell me when this hill changes hands.
One email per change of hands. Unsubscribe link in every one.
Adjacent hills to die on
People need to stop inviting their random friends to outings
Held by Duardo (runs this site): “I did agree to hang out with my friends but no audition new ones.”
$2
take it $3People dramatically underestimate the opportunity cost of maintaining friendships
"Don't shit where you eat" is some of the worst dating advice
A relationship based on convenience is better than the true-love ideal
Living with your parents as an adult shouldn't be stigmatized
Saying "I don't like kids" is an acceptable phrase
More relationships hills, all of them, or find one worth $1 of your convictions.