A work spouse is emotional cheating
This hill is unclaimed. Nobody is willing to die on it. Yet. First blood pending.
- Pay, and you hold it.
- Anyone can dethrone you for more.
- Every claim stays on the record.
No claims on the record.
The other side
Two people share a project deadline for four years. They know each other's coffee order and which manager to avoid. That closeness comes from proximity and shared stakes, and it ends when one of them changes jobs. Cheating requires secrecy and displacement. A friendship the partner has met and can ask about over dinner has neither.
Tell me when this hill changes hands.
One email per change of hands. Unsubscribe link in every one.
Adjacent hills to die on
Living together before marriage is non-negotiable
Splitting the bill on dates should always be mandatory
Looks matter more than personality
You are morally obligated to leave once love fades
Lifelong monogamy is the only legitimate relationship model
Infidelity is an automatic dealbreaker, no exceptions
More relationships hills, all of them, or find one worth $1 of your convictions.