This hill is unclaimed. Nobody is willing to die on it. Yet. First blood pending.
- Pay, and you hold it.
- Anyone can dethrone you for more.
- Every claim stays on the record.
No claims on the record.
The other side
Canned pineapple was cheap and everywhere in mid-century diners, and it landed on pizza because it was already in the pantry. That origin shows. Syrup-packed fruit weeps water onto the dough, so the middle slumps and the crust steams under the cheese. The sugar flattens the sourness of fermented dough and the salt of cured pork. Cheap novelty hardened into tradition.
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Adjacent hills to die on
Listening to an audiobook is not reading
Sweet treats are superior to savory food
Public speakerphone calls make you the villain
Traveling makes you broke, not interesting
Everyone should give up meat entirely
Yoga studios are just overpriced nap rooms with spiritual branding
More lifestyle hills, all of them, or find one worth $1 of your convictions.