This hill is unclaimed. Nobody is willing to die on it. Yet. First blood pending.
- Pay, and you hold it.
- Anyone can dethrone you for more.
- Every claim stays on the record.
No claims on the record.
The other side
Four separate storylines run in parallel and collide in the last three minutes, each detail planted early paying off late. That structure is engineering. Sitcoms attempt it now and drop threads. The characters were also allowed to stay petty and learn nothing, which broke the warmth rule every network comedy ran on. The jokes still land cold, decades after the references died.
Tell me when this hill changes hands.
One email per change of hands. Unsubscribe link in every one.
Adjacent hills to die on
Adopting "authentic" pronunciations of foreign words mid-sentence is insufferable
Floor-to-ceiling windows in high rises are awful
Pineapple belongs on pizza
Listening to an audiobook is not reading
Sweet treats are superior to savory food
Public speakerphone calls make you the villain
More lifestyle hills, all of them, or find one worth $1 of your convictions.